- waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
- waitress: sir please stop cyring
Drugs I’ve done:
Which should i go for next though??
guess who just asked me for my number ;) ;) ;) ;)
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone